dans le rer e, 16h
un mec: hey, montre-moi ton portable
un mec: montre moi ton portable
toujours le même mec: montre moi ton portable !!
moi: il est naze *montre le portable*
il mec qui finit par avoir le seum: *tchiiiip*
Watching an HP movie
HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
Dad: GO. NOW.
-walks to room and bangs the door-
-opens the room door and shouts-
HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
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